Fine Koi For Sale
Homer - Big Bob's Big American Koi Fishes
Sushi Grade Koi In Stock
Homer currently weighs over 50 stone, and is USDA certified grade AAA koi flank.
Abraham Lincoln - Koi-a-Bunga
Show Koi In Stock
Mr. Lincoln is a classically trained method actor, currently available for a wide variety of historical roles. Headshots and monologues available.
Goliath - Blue Koi
Breeding Koi In Stock
This fine specimen is ready and waiting to sow your entire koi herd. Available for purchase or hourly rental.